Tempe

Zoic and I both went to college in Tempe, but neither of us had been there in a while. We decided that our boredom earned itself some risk, and we went for a drive. For those of you who have never been to the Valley of the Sun, Tempe is the city just South East of Phoenix, but they blend right into each other, so you wouldn’t know you drove into Tempe unless you were paying attention to the tiny signs on the side of the street. Same with Scottsdale, and Glendale, and maybe even Chandler. You always know when you’re in Mesa, though.
We took the 202 from 32nd Street to Rural. On the right side of the road was one of the most disturbing sights I have taken in thus far in the apocalypse. I would say no less than 2000 undead had gathered by Tempe Town Lake. We slowed the car to watch. They were all mostly standing. A few fed off of their fallen comrades. The rest just faced the water. Except for the ones in the water. There were a lot of them, too. Still, I thought to myself that that might have been the cleanest that lake ever was. There’s a huge celebration on the lake every New Year’s, and I guess a lot of people didn’t make it home. We drove around a bit more. We never intended to get out of the car. We were just sightseeing. And the sights were there. There were Bros all over the place, going through their post-life with about as much purpose as they had before. I’m not sure what the term is for a female bro (the ones coming to mind aren’t words that I use) but there were lots of them, too. Struck down in the middle of their New Year’s celebrations.
The Mill was still there. The undead were thick on Mill Ave., but I know better than to drive down that road anyway. The campus seemed calm. The sandwich places were empty. The Thai restaurants were empty. The other restaurant was empty, too.
Not much else to talk about really. On our way out, we did something probably stupid. We drove a distance down the 202 where we could still see the lake. We stopped the car. Zoic got out with her rifle, and she popped the inflatable pieces of the dam. The water started to drain incredibly quickly, and the hungry masses started to move away. In fact, they scattered. It was still strangely satisfying. Anyway, there was water in the river for the first time in a while.

Mall

I want to go to a shopping mall really badly. Before, shopping malls were basically inaccessible to me. I went to them, but they were never my place. I didn’t buy the food, I couldn’t afford most of the clothes. I can only imagine that it would be a significant catharsis to have free reign of the place. There’s just something about it that seems right. I never thought of myself as materialistic. I’d like to think it would be a satire on materialism, but somehow, I don’t think it would be. I like new stuff as much as anybody. And while nothing that exists is technically new anymore, it would all be new to me. Zoic and I have done a fair bit of “shopping,” but only in places we deemed safe. Salvaging thrift store clothing feels as dirty as it sounds, but there weren’t any bodies to clean up.
That is the downside of the mall. The last time I drove by it, which was quite a while ago, maybe one of the first days even, all of the doors were boarded up. I knocked. There was no answer. That could be because they didn’t hear, or maybe things had gone bad. Something tells me we would have heard from them by now if they were still in there alive. And with as many people as were in there when things went bad, I can only imagine that the place is crawling. I’d like to go, maybe try to clean it out, but it would be extremely dangerous, and fire is less useful when you’re inside.
Maybe some day we’ll have a real reason to go. Right now, it’s an unnecessary risk.

Lost Package

Just before the apocalypse, I had ordered a pair of shoes off of the Internet. I think I was using them as a reminder that I needed to come back to civilization after my soul searching journey was done. I never went back to my apartment, mostly because I imagine it’s crawling with infection, but I’m fairly certain that they never made it. I think about that some times. Where are they? Will I ever see them? Some things just bug you, even when you know they shouldn’t.

Lions, tigers, and bears, wtf

It’s hard to be surprised by anything anymore, but sometimes it happens. Today Rok and I went to get some more food at the grocery store. We were out of cereal. It’s nice to have normal problems every once in a while. We drove over to the store, but then as we were about to get out of the car, there he was, a big angry lion. He was eating a zombie outside of the sliding doors which were lackadaisically opening and closing on the zombies bashed in skull. It looked like something out of a really messed up nature program. “Here we see the majestic lion, king of the animals, enjoying a lunch of a freshly killed reanimated corpse.” Rok and I stared for a moment, and then he locked the door. I can’t blame him. Who knows what could happen anymore. First we made sure that we both saw the lion, and we weren’t suffering from hallucinations brought on by trauma or dehydration. We eventually decided that one of the zoo keepers must have let some, or all, of the animals loose from the Phoenix Zoo. Maybe they wanted to give them a fighting chance. Maybe they wanted to see if the animals could kill enough of the zombies for them to escape. Either way it was awesome because then it happened: Zombie vs. Lion Death Match. The challenger approached and took a half hearted swipe at the lion, clearly fatigued from scavenging around for food. The lion reared up and smacked the zombie across the face, a couple teeth fell onto the pavement. The zombie transformed into a fighting champion, driven by a rekindled hunger! He lunged and tried to bite the lion, but the lion charged and knocked him over. Then a few more zombies joined him. There was a mini-horde of zombies against one healthy lion. Who would win? Rok and I took bets. This was the best thing that has ever happened to us. I was betting on the lion. Rok bet on the horde because I already bet on lion. The zombies circled the lion, but the lion was too fast and strong for them. He eventually tore the zombies to shreds, leaving a few torsos to drag themselves around until he ate them. We were so excited that he won, but then he started throwing up everywhere. You’ve probably never seen a lion retch rotting human body parts, and you should be thankful for that. We decided we should go. We should really go.  Oh, because I won the bet Rok has to give me a pack of cigarettes. Neither one of us smokes, but we think they’ll become currency in the future scape.

Things that will never be

Key: Rok (Zoic)

  • Portal 3 (This pain will never heal.)
  • Breaking Dawn, Part 2 (oh well)
  • New Years Rocking Eve 2020
  • The Hobbit films. (My inner child hurts)
  • The Tyler Perry remake of Rear Window (yes, it was planned, and there are perks to the apocalypse)
  • A professionally produced 2013 calendar
  • The other 2012 apocalypse
  • Batman: Dark Knight Rises

To be continued.

Diamond Dogs

An interesting phenomenon has occurred. It seems that the infected will eat almost anything these days, now that most of the good, fresh, human meat is gone. I mean, how impulsive do you have to be to try eating it all at once? Anyway, we ran into a pack of dogs today. They’re all house pets from what we can tell. Some of them are pure bred. They were fighting with a bunch of infected that were trying really hard to eat them. The dogs were interested in nothing but their lives, but the infected were persistent. I watched for about ten minutes. They’d get one, and another would defend. Eventually, they got away and ran off. It’s nice to know that they banded together for safety. Just like Zoic and me. I’m glad that there will be dogs in the future.

A night time disturbance

The sound of the ocean lulls me into a blissful relaxation. The sun sets on the beach. I’m not sure if the sun will ever dip behind the horizon, and I don’t much care. Its golden light gives everything that beautiful, saturated glow. The water seems blue, even though it isn’t. The sky seems blue, even though it isn’t. The trees sway with the gentle breeze. How can anything be so green? Zoic walks toward me, digging her toes into the sand. She is holding two frosty white glasses of what I can only imagine is liquid heaven. She is naked except for her bikini bottom. Her breasts seem to smile at me as much as her face. The sun, too. It’s smiling. A thud. A woody thud. There is no wood that I can see for miles down the beach. I am sitting in the sand myself. Another thud, louder. This doesn’t make sense. Louder this time.

I woke up. Angry. I switched off the white noise generator that provides me with ocean sounds all night and groggily walked toward the door. Zoic was already there, looking out the distorted glass window. It was Dave. Dave is infected, and mostly dead from what we can tell, but he still seems to return from work at the same time every night. He can’t operate the door knob, which is good news for us, but the knowledge that he can find his way home is frightening. Just how many of the countless infected that we’ve killed still had some memory of who they were before? How many of them still have valuable, although small, parts of their conscious minds left?

“We should really do something,” I said. Zoic merely nodded. There was a pause as we watched Dave sliding his hand down the window and bump his head into the glass once more. “I don’t think I can do it,” I said finally. We had already emptied the home of Grace, Dave’s wife, and their two children, still pictures above the fireplace. I just couldn’t bring myself to kill him as well. Zoic nodded again. “Maybe we’ll get used to it,” I added. “Back to bed.” Zoic sighed and turned to head back to her room.
Without facing me, she said the words, “You’ve got an erection.”

Fantasy

Sometimes it’s hard not to let your imagination run away with you. I’ve always had that problem. It’s different now though. There’s really no reason not to let your imagination go, but there isn’t anything out there to stop it. I never thought that I would go crazy, but now it’s a real possibility  for Rok and myself. I find myself day dreaming a lot about what the world could be now. It’s hard to believe that anything is impossible anymore. Rok enjoys the present, and he’s more worried about the future than I am. The zombies are nasty, but they don’t really know better. I can’t exactly call them evil. I’m hoping that there are no bad guys left. I have a lot of fantasies about what the world could be like now. Like what could happen if we find some more people and start society again. The whole world is open to me now, but it seems further away than it ever was before.