Monkey See

Today I made a pretty awesome discovery. There are still some closets Rok and I haven’t been through. I think Rok likes to pretend nobody else lived here before. I like exploring the remnants of other people’s lives. I’m bored. After killing reanimated corpses not much is sacred anymore. Anyway, I went through one of the closets, and I found some of the Christmas presents that were put away for next year. They must have been the type of people to buy presents for next year at the day after Christmas sales. It was depressing. We got over it though, and I wrapped some of the presents for Rok. He got a telescope and a pink easy bake oven. I gave myself the present of a sea monkeys set. Freeze dried pets! I had sea monkeys when I was a kid. I raised them in the bathroom to cut down on mess, and I was really into them, but my dad knocked them over and most of them spilled down the drain. I never really loved a crustacean again. Are they crustaceans? Brine shrimp? So I was really excited to put them in the tank and see them swim around while Rok made brownies. They’re adorable. I’ve collectively named them Eric after our little tree. It’s good to see a society that is still functioning well. Even if it’s really small. This is probably the only pet I’ll have for a while, so I’m keeping them away from the drain. Oh. Rok made chocolate cake. I’m so happy.

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