How To

I feel like this blog has done little but provide the sense that someone else is out there to any potential readers, so perhaps it’s time to do something useful. Say you’re an out-of-towner. You decide to yourself, “Phoenix sounds like a lovely place to try and restore civilization. I think I’ll head out there.” There’s some things you should know.

  • The zombies are slow and spread out. But you have to keep a low profile or they will find you. You can practically hide right in front of them if you really try.
  • Every large building was at one point a survival effort. Approach with caution.
  • The summers are hot and the winters are a bit chilly. That bullshit about hundred degree changes over night is offensive.
  • Stay Hydrated
  • Don’t die
  • I guess it’s not as complicated as I thought.

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