1. Maintain a fresh supply of brains
2. Lube, lube, lube.
3. Perfume keeps the smell of death at bay.
4. Be understanding.
5. Lower standards of cleanliness.
6. Lower standards of humanity
7. Talk enough for two.
8. Take romantic strolls through the wreckage.
9. Don’t sweat the small stuff.
10. Don’t sweat the big stuff either. Your lover is a zombie.

(Neither one of us has ever been intimate with the undead.)